Fellow golf game hater

I showed my newest post to my friend Tyler, as I always do, and I'm happy to hear that I'm not the only one raging towards golf games. Thanks Tyler! ;D

If anyone actually reads this blog, they've probably realized that this is a filler post because I have nothing relevant on my mind. Well... pretty much.

WAIT: I've been loading my brain with E3 videos, trailers, reviews, all sorts of goodies. I'd like to express a few feelings to the things I saw.
A) Halo CE Anniversary: I'd sell my kidney for that game if I needed to.
B) Halo 4: I haven't a clue what the hell their fighting... but I'd sorta like to find out.
C) Assassin's Creed: Revelations: CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF. Don't stretch this out, man.
D) SoulCalibur V: It's the same f**king game we played on our Dreamcasts about 20 years ago. CUT IT OUT.

GOLF GAMES

A recent conversation with a friend (and by recent I really mean it. This happened a few seconds ago) has reminded me something that I had ommitted from my sports game post: golf games. I understand people are lazy and would rather sit on their ass and munch chips than actually do anything regarding physical fitness, but GOLF GAMES? Golf is not hard, if anything it's relaxing and classy. Unless you get a bunch of rednecks on the golf course. Why don't they put that in golf games? That'd be slightly more realistic.

Golf games make everything to easy for you. They tell you the slope of the course, the mph of the wind, some games even give you a preview shot to show u where the ball will go!! Doesn't that sort of take the entire point out of playing the game, if u already know how it's gonna end up?

Sports video games.

Has anyone else ever noticed that sports games, like football, basketball, baseball, soccer, etc., are released every year? Each year, the "revamped" game comes out claiming to be better than the last one. These games start off for sale from $40.00-$60.00, and people are clamouring to waste their money on them. For anyone reading this, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against people who do this. I just think you're morons. Here's another question: Has anyone ever noticed that bargain bins at games stores usually consist 70% or more of sports games from '02 and up? Ever notice you can pick up most of them, including the 2010 versions of most sport games, for about $10.00? A year after launch! And even worse, I've seen older games for as low as $0.99. Call of Duty pumps out games every year, and even they still fetch a pretty penny, even that World of War piece of crap.

So my advice to all those stupid jocks who are too lazy to actually be jocks and just do it from your couch: Wait a damn year. I mean, I know the games suck, but if you're gonna buy the latest crappy game anyway, you might as well wait until the price goes down. Would you rather toss up $60.00 for a game you'll be bored with within a year, or $10.00? Think about that one.